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Jesus in Hell? by ~Frie13:iconFrie13:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Humor


   Jesus flew down to hell, to have a meeting with Hitler about the punishment he received.
   He wanted to rent an angel guard for protection. They cost $26. He paid the $12 he had with him and said he would pay the rest later. He also got a $2 discount for membership.
   On his way down to hell he found $12.
   He finished his meeting and went back home.
   So exactly how much does he owe?
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Author's Comments

me and my friend came up with this durin work cause we had nothin to do for a couple minutes
this is what we ended up with.

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:icondarkbyakko:
~DarkByakko May 5, 2008, 5:55:39 PM
16 dollars?

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We’re just a million little God’s causing rain storms turning every good thing to rust.
With my lightning bolts a glowing,
I can see where I am going to be-
-when the Reaper, he reaches and touches my hand.
:iconfrie13:
~Frie13 May 6, 2008, 11:32:55 AM
u got to read it more carefully the 2nd paragraph
its not what it looks like u think well the last sentence in the paragraph is the problem im gessin?

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Warning comments may be funny!!!
If you laugh to death then im not to blame!!!
:icondarkbyakko:
~DarkByakko May 6, 2008, 5:10:59 PM
did he even get the angel? if not then he owes jesus none

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We’re just a million little God’s causing rain storms turning every good thing to rust.
With my lightning bolts a glowing,
I can see where I am going to be-
-when the Reaper, he reaches and touches my hand.
:iconfrie13:
~Frie13 May 6, 2008, 5:38:54 PM
what he took the angel its askin like how much he has left to pay from the original 26

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Warning comments may be funny!!!
If you laugh to death then im not to blame!!!
:icondarkbyakko:
~DarkByakko May 7, 2008, 10:33:13 AM
okie.... lol i have no idea

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We’re just a million little God’s causing rain storms turning every good thing to rust.
With my lightning bolts a glowing,
I can see where I am going to be-
-when the Reaper, he reaches and touches my hand.
:iconfrie13:
~Frie13 May 7, 2008, 12:47:39 PM
then ill explain if we get to see each other.............work for ya?

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Warning comments may be funny!!!
If you laugh to death then im not to blame!!!
:icondarkbyakko:
~DarkByakko May 8, 2008, 1:56:47 PM
yeah sure

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We’re just a million little God’s causing rain storms turning every good thing to rust.
With my lightning bolts a glowing,
I can see where I am going to be-
-when the Reaper, he reaches and touches my hand.
:iconyaoifan13:
~yaoifan13 May 9, 2008, 6:01:13 PM
wait it like a trick question cause i got like two answers for it?

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Sam
:iconfrie13:
~Frie13 May 10, 2008, 10:05:36 AM
then no cause we got two answers u idiot................well if u got two ur most likely right

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Warning comments may be funny!!!
If you laugh to death then im not to blame!!!
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